But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
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