I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize