If i come over, it means nothing
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He’s actually a personal trainer. He said he hasn’t taught yoga in a while but the stripper prefers to introduce him as a yoga teacher
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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