why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
happy birthday! Any relationship between us is now officially illegal.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
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