You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
I had a dream last night that I had sex with Abe Lincoln. I must stop watching the History Channel before I go to bed.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
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