I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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