You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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