Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I don't hate you. My dick is upset with you, but I don't hate you.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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