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at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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