Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
You fought the bouncer and lost, then challenged a hobo to a 40 chugging contest and lost. Sobriety is a good life choice.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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