ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
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