Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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