I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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