I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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