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I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
In America we eat man semen.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
If its not for food we ain't going out.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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