Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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