help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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