Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Your participation in the democratic process makes me horny AF
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