I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
