I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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