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I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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