Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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