your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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