the new term for farting is butt boxing.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The uberlube is also flammable
MIDGETS
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Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
