if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
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