We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
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