I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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