I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
So some girl kept staring at me and giving me these weird looks. That's when I realized she could probably hear the Mulan soundtrack playing on my iPod...
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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