So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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