Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
I kept whispering "I love it when you call me big papa" until she got annoyed and left
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
I really thought you were going to tell me you were pregnant on facebook chat. FACEBOOK CHAT. I almost cried.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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