i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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