YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
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