gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
my mom asked if I found my Easter basket. it's 1PM & I got home an hour ago from last night. if I'm looking for anything, it's my dignity.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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