I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Walk of Shame today included voting.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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