he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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