Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
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