I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
false alarm, still single
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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