ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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