"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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