hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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