But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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