her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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