I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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