At least make sure they are 18
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I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Fell in the ditch running from the pizza guy I stole the pizza from. If you are still at my house come find me, pretty sure I need stitches.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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