do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
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