He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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