She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
You're not married and none of these idiots are committing to you so whore it up on whore island
Can we go to pirate hooker whore island then
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Stopping for a booty call on the way to a lunch date... Bad form?
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