How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I'm just crazy horny about you
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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