god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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