Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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