I should be sponsored by Trojan
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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