i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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