After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
He uses pillows to masturbate.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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