are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Even my vagina gasped.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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