there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
She has an emergency bra in her purse. I'm gonna check no on the 'introducing her to my new boyfriend' box.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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